Quotes Galore: Eeyore and More

This post is a conglomeration of various quote posts I’ve done over the years. The first few gems in the post full o’ quotes are from Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh’s eternally pessimistic friend. When I was young, I had Winnie the Pooh wallpaper, and Eeyore was my favourite. A sign of things to come, perhaps…

Eeyore quotes

No brain at all, some of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.

This is sort of what it feels like when depression has knocked my brain out of commission.

Eeyore: Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning. Which I doubt.

Pooh: “Why, what’s the matter?”

Eeyore: “Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”

Pooh: “Can’t all what?”

Eeyore: “Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”

You certainly won’t find me dancing ’round the mulberry bush!

“I’m not asking anybody,” said Eeyore. “I’m just telling everybody. We can look for the North Pole, or we can play ‘Here we go gathering Nuts in May’ with the end part of an ants’ nest. It’s all the same to me.”

Same shit, different pile!

Eeyore: "It's all the same to me."

Everybody crowds round so in this Forest. There’s no Space. I never saw a more Spreading lot of animals in my life, and in all the wrong places.

This one pretty accurately sums up my view of my own surroundings. More Space please!

Some motivational quotes

Quotes on mental health & illness

These posts have quotes related to mental health and illness :

Words from Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Thanksgiving Quotes

Quotes from Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road… take it.

Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by watching.

Yogi Berra

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

This is apparently misattributed, and the actual source is unclear, but it certainly sounds like a Yogi Berra thing to say.

Classic Seinfeld lines

I don’t trust the guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Jerry Seinfeld

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

George Costanza

I need the secure packaging of Jockeys.  My boys need a house.


You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen… So who is having sex with the rooster?

Frank Costanza

He took it out.

Elaine Benes

Elaine’s quote deserves the full context of this video clip:

Quotes we all get wrong

"If you don't read the newspapers, you are uninformed. If you do read them, you are misinformed.
Image by Gordon Johnson from Pixabay 

No, Mark Twain did not say this.

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

Nope, Benjamin Franklin didn’t say it.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

This was never, in fact, said by Sherlock Holmes. (Wikiquote)

Good things come to those who wait.

This actually comes from a Guinness beer commercial, as per Wikiquote.

The British are coming!

Even non-Americans like me know that Paul Revere shouted this as a warning … except he did no such thing. I guess he didn’t want to warn the British that he knew they were coming. (Wikiquote)

Beam me up, Scottie.

We all know Captain Kirk said that, right? Apparently not. (Wikiquote)

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

This was not, in fact, said by Albert Einstein. It appeared in a book by Rita Mae Brown, which I thought was the name of Whoopi Goldberg’s character in Ghost, but that was Oda Mae (Mashable)

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

This didn’t come from Dr. Seuss; the actual source is unknown. (Readers Digest)

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

Gandhi? Nope, but used in 1915 by a Canadian parliamentarian.

Another non-Gandhi: “Be the change you wish to see in the world.” (RD)

Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.

I hadn’t heard this before, but I like it! It gets attributed to Winston Churchill, but, while he should have said it, he didn’t. (RD)

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and freedom.

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

This is regularly attributed to Victor Frankl, and while it sounds like something he might say, there’s no indication that he did. Stephen R. Covey popularized it, but he didn’t come up with it. He said he read it in a book about Frankl, but he couldn’t remember the name of it, and it remains a mystery. (Quote Investigator)


Reflecting on powerful words guided journal from Mental Health @ Home

The Reflecting on Powerful Words guided journal matches amazing quotes from people like Maya Angelou and Winston Churchill with prompt questions that relate to each quote as well as beautiful images. You can find it on the Resources page.

10 thoughts on “Quotes Galore: Eeyore and More”

  1. Eeyore’s my favourite too. I saw the writer Frank Cottrell-Boyce (who wrote a film on A. A. Milne) say that Eeyore’s basically a chronic depressive, but everyone else has come up with workarounds for that, which is fairly understanding and sophisticated for children’s fiction from the inter-war era.

  2. 4msbipolarmom

    Haha! I love Eyeore too. He is so beautifully blue and not in need of anyone else. Lol. ❤

  3. I’ve become Funko Pop vinyl figures obsessed lately, and got an Eeyore. He’s so sad. A lovely list, especially the “Seinfeld” inclusions. Elaine was the best. 💖

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