For a little lighter fare, here are some funny church signs I came across on Flickr. On a side note, Flickr’s not a bad place to get pictures from. It’s easy to search for Creative Commons-licensed images that you’re allowed to use, and WP has a Flickr embed block, so you just paste in the URL without having to create an image block.
How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking?
How’s that for hellfire and brimstone? I had to look up Methodism because I wasn’t sure what their particular brand of Protestantism entailed, but yup, sounds like they are the hellfire and brimstone types.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
I’m not quite sure what they were trying to prove with this sign. There are few things that are a match for natural stupidity, but I suspect that it was probably AI that they intended to insult.
Thou shalt not park here
Thou shalt not covet thy pastor’s parking spot…
Pastor’s love celebration March 15-16 7pm nightly, climaxing March 18
Perhaps a consequence of not teaching sex ed in the bible belt is that no one ever taught you what a love celebration climaxing might refer to… Bring on the orgy!
Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! does not constitute going to church.
I don’t know, if we’re going to be climaxing anyway, at home in bed is probably a more suitable location for it!
Everyday we pitch our tent one step closer to eternity
And speaking of not knowing sex talk…
Why the hate-on for “charasma”? And also, the hate-on for hyphens? Are hyphens too “charasmatic” for their particular attempts at soul-winning?
I also find the juxtaposition of “love driven” and “sin hating”/”devil fighting”, as that’s probably a pretty good indicator that they should be adding “hypocrisy-embracing” into the mix.
Free coffee. Everlasting life. Yes membership has its privileges.
I’ll pass on the eternal life, but if they have donuts with the coffee, that could be interesting…