Inspired by a post by Melanie on Sparks of a Combustible Mind, which in turn was inspired by another blogger, I decided to go looking for some dumb signs. And since dumb humans are ubiquitous, they’re easy to find.
One sign says “No stopping any time”; the other says “stop.”
No stopping and stopping, to be done simultaneously… Maybe this is the official sign arrangement for “rolling stop”?
Adelaide Airport Limited uses recycled water for toilet flushing – DO NOT DRINK
The fact that a sign was necessary for this is a bit disturbing. It’s one thing if there’s been a natural disaster and there’s no water to be found, then maybe in desperation you turn to your toilet tank, but the Adelaide Airport toilet water is going to do very bad things to you whether it’s recycled or not.
Stupidity is not a handicap! Park elsewhere!
Yes to this, on so many levels!
No eating in food court
I don’t think the term “food court” applies if there’s no eating there. Cafeteria is the same deal.
I’m with stupid (arrow pointing to Confederate flag). Welcome to Richmond. We’re not all backwards-ass crackers.
I like backwards-ass crackers just because of how it sounds, but I didn’t know if cracker had an actual meaning, so I turned to my good friend Google. Apparently it’s the same kind of deal as redneck. Flying the flag of the losing side in a civil war is some weird shit.
Village of Crestwood: English is our language, no excetions, learn it – Mayor Chester Stranczek
Mayor Chester Stranczek appears to be one of the backwards-ass crackers the previous sign referred to. It would have been even better had it been “no excretions.” I’m surprised dude kept his Polish-sounding last name; is that an excetion?
This machine has no brain. Use your own.
This needs to be the brought in as the lock screen on cell phones.
Warning: Dangerous cliffs. Do not sit under cliffs. Do not climb the cliffs. Do not approach edge of cliffs. You have been warned.
As we’ve seen with COVID, the quickest way to get people to do stupid things seems to be telling them not to do those particular stupid things.